Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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