NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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