corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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