Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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