ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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