Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just cut my nipple shaving
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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