she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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