i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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