I am full of burrito and curiosity
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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