I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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