Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Randomize
