mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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