I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Your shirt... Was in my pants
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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