from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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