They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
