if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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