even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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