Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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