For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
third nipple confirmed
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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