Where are you?
In a non slutty way
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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