just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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