No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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