Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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