yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I think people are normalizing furries
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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