Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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