This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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