You're so nebulous sometimes
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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