Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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