school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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