If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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