last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I'm really busy with my period
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