If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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