I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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