nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Houston, we have a blender
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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