My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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