the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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