Got a toothbrush?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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