Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Randomize
