The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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