your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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