i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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