butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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