...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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