Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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