So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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