did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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