my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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