wake up i wanna do it froggy style
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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