Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry 2anonymos hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(970): View more from Colorado

I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.

Fav 67 20661 1555
share tweet
(507): View more from Minnesota

I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.

Fav 20 5841 1676
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(954): View more from Florida

I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.

Fav 7 2656 1015
share tweet
(512): View more from Texas

Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?

Fav 17 3563 1164
share tweet
(708): View more from Illinois

Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.

Fav 20 4333 1515
share tweet
(209): View more from California

I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird

Fav 14 2256 1102
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(705): View more from Ontario

She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.

Fav 11 4196 1046
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(515): View more from Iowa

WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????

Fav 4 398 271
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF

Fav 0 24 38
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT