piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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