Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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