What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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