Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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